What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.