What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well