What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)