P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Because they can spend years at sea.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.