Neigh-boars.
The ground!
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Bay-Con
In porking lots.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.