What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken