What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.