What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.