What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!