What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount