What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.