What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.