What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.