What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.