Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.