Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.