Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
When they get too old.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
a daeshcam
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
