How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.