How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.