How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.