How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.