Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane