Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane