Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.