Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane