Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point