What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.