What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.