What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.