What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.