Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .