Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!