Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's