Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.