Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.