Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet