Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P