Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.