What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."