How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.