How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot