How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P