What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running