What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.