What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.