What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!