What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing