What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.