What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.