What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.