Because Jesus saves.
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
OC A parka, son.
God does not punish twice.
Get a new robe!
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Because 7 ate 9.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Once.
TeX-MeX
Pen and Oink!