Because Jesus saves.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
A pterrorist
Nine Inch Nails
A nail gun
Jose and Hose "B."
You Cantaloupe.
A Christler
Nahweh.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Microsoft.
Don't worry, I pull out.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
A ghost writer.
It's pointless
TeX-MeX
Pen and Oink!