Why wasn't the son of God worried when ...

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.