Because Jesus saves.
It was a poultry amount
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Because he was born in a barn.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
Kim jong-deux
He saw a .
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Don't worry, be hoppy :)
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
TeX-MeX
Pen and Oink!
