Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

How do you save a drowning black family?

As a .jpg

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.