Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!