Because Jesus saves.
The United States of America
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Fridays.
Because he's a cross product.
Hose B
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Because God is black.
Go bless yourself.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Best vicious . . .
TeX-MeX
Microsoft Word.
Pen and Oink!
