What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.