A Christler
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
In blind spots.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
The MOMbo.
An I-shoulda-pede.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
A Christler.
