What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What kind of car does god drive?

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.