Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.