Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."