Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

John Jokes More John Jokes

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?