Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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