Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."