Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."