Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.