Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."