They all had masters
A: The food tastes funny.
It's smoking a cigarette.
It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
