What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.