What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.