What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).