Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

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What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Oxen Jokes More Oxen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.