Bison Jokes

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A Buffa-Loan!

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Bye Son (Bison)

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Bison girl scout cookies !

A buffaloan!

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Lend me your ears

They probably have a spare.

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Because she has two faces.

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Bye Son (Bison)

Because he was in bread!

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

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