Bison Jokes

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A Buffa-Loan!

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Bye Son (Bison)

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Bison girl scout cookies !

A buffaloan!

The Higgs Bison!

A bison-tennial.

I think we're in sink."

In Fort Launderdale.

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

He had a black eye.

What could go wrong " My son apparently

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

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