Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Oxen Jokes More Oxen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison