What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

College Jokes More College Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."