What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Ground and federal expresso

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!