What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!