Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.