Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.