Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.