Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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Because they never have any sandwiches.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Because it's the first date.
Because they're stuck up
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
They both like to crack open a cold one
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Pear pressure.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Quatro Sinko
The second coming of Jess.
A Cantaloupe.
I haven't a clous.
Because he was knotty!
Shorts!
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
