Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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Because they never have any sandwiches.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Because it's the first date.
Because they're stuck up
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Pump kin.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
A crow with a machine gun.
I'm falling for you
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Udder destruction!
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Sandwiches.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
By trying to jump rope.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
A nigloo
Entering the friend zone.
