Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

State Jokes More State Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.