What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..