What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.