What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How many cats?

One.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter