What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..