How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.