How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.