How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.