Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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Because they can't even!

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Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!