Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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On the rocks

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.