Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.