How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.