What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!