How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread