How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.