How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.