How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.