Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore