Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.