Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog