Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.