Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk