Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything