Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?