because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
because seven ate nine.
Because it wasn't recycled.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
A kleptomaniac!
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
