Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.