Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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P.S. I Love You