Because they always take things, literally.
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A kleptomaniac!
Someone who takes everything literally
They just can't help themselves.
Because they take everything literally.
Because they take things literally.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because they always take things literally
He was taking a sheet.
Because they always take things... Literally
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It was an absolute steal!"
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because they take everything, literally.
He couldn't take a joke.
They take things literally.
Because they always take things literally.
Because they take everything, literally....
The take everything, literally.
They always take things literally.
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Bingo!
They are sitting on their lips!
When his lips are shut.
Just out of Curiosity...
A hippocratic hypocrite.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
A joke.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Laughing stock.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
They take things literally