Because they always take things, literally.
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A kleptomaniac!
Someone who takes everything literally
They just can't help themselves.
Because they take everything literally.
Because they take things literally.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because they always take things literally
He was taking a sheet.
Because they always take things... Literally
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It was an absolute steal!"
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because they take everything, literally.
He couldn't take a joke.
They take things literally.
Because they always take things literally.
Because they take everything, literally....
The take everything, literally.
They always take things literally.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"
None of your beeswax!"
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't know
A fiddle between the sheets
they get all over the sheets.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Two of my favorites are:
The get all you '90s references.
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
