What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!