What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.