What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!