What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!