What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

65 Jokes More 65 Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP