What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

65 Jokes More 65 Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.