What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.