What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.