How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Soy milk.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world