17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Two fingers of whiskey.
wryly.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
Just ice.
On the rocks
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Gravely voice) "Just ice."
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Just ice
Whiskey sour
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A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Wild Twerky!
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
