Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.