What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!