What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.