What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.