What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!