Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.