Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.