Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.