How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!