How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?