Student: "By staying home"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
The elf-abet.
They like to stay low-key.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
