How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!