How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man