Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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You stop feeding it.

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The boron.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.