Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

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DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture