How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.