Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
No one knows they never keep the house!
Nein!
FINNISH HYMN!
E we go E we go E we go!
O'Pressive.
Sham rock.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
