How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.