What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...