What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality