What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.