What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down