What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.