What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn