What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.