What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.