What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.