What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.