What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.