What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

England Football Team Jokes More England Football Team Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.