What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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They always have several lairs.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win