What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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Nah I'ma stay"

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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win