What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.