What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

England Football Team Jokes More England Football Team Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win