What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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It wears an aqua-fur.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win