What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

England Football Team Jokes More England Football Team Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.