What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win