What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win