What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win