What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.