What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win