What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.